Ek lady pet shop mein tota kharidane ke liye gayi

Ek lady pet shop mein tota kharidane ke liye gayi

Shopkeeper Madam, ye tota le lijiye ye tota insaano ki tarha bolta hai

Lady ne hairan ho kar tote se pucha Achcha fir ye batao ki main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon

Tota Ek number ki randi lagti ho

Aurat ko gussa aya aur shopkeeper se boli Ye tota to gaali deta hai

Shopkeeper tote ko ander le gaya aur usko khoob mara

Aur tote se puchcha ki ab gaali dega to tote ne darte hue jawab diya ki ab nahi dunga

Shopkeeper ne bahar aakar lady se kaha Lijiye ab baat kijiye ab nahi gali dega

Lady Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge

Tota Tumhara pati hoga

Lady Agar do aadmi aayein to

Tota Tumhara pati aur devar

Lady Agar teen aayein to

Tota Tumhara pati, devar, aur bhai

Lady Agar char aadmi aayein to

Tota darr kar shopkeeper ki taraf hath jod kar bola

Sir ji maine to pehle hi kaha thha ki ye randi hai